Premium Water Deserves Premium Protection

The insulated sleeve that keeps glass colder, safer, and sweat-free—so your $5 bottle actually fits your life.

You Chose Glass for a Reason

You drink Mountain Valley. Acqua Panna. San Pellegrino.

Not because it's trendy. Because you know the difference between mineral-rich spring water and filtered tap in a fancy bottle.

But glass bottles have a problem:

They sweat everywhere. They slip out of your hands. They warm up fast. And one small drop can shatter an $8 investment.

This sleeve fixes all of that—without touching what's inside.

5 Problems Solved

Keeps Your Water Actually Cold

Premium neoprene insulation maintains ice-cold temperature for hours. Your mineral-rich spring water stays refreshing from first sip to last drop—not lukewarm by 10am.

Zero Condensation. Zero Wet Anything.

No more water rings on your desk, soaked car seats, slippery hands, or damp gym bags. The sleeve absorbs moisture so your bottle—and everything around it—stays bone dry.

Protects Fragile Glass From Drops & Dings

Cushioned neoprene absorbs impact and extends bottle life. One saved bottle pays for this sleeve.

Confident One-Handed Carry

Integrated handle plus grippy texture means no more awkward two-hand cradling or white-knuckle gripping. Grab it and go.

Nothing Touches Your Water But Glass

No plastic liners. No chemical coatings. Zero compromise. You chose glass to avoid BPA and mystery plastics—this sleeve protects the outside while glass protects the inside.

Built to Last (Not Fall Apart in 3 Weeks)

Most bottle sleeves feel flimsy—thin material, weak stitching, zippers that jam or break.

We built this one differently:

✓ Thick 5mm neoprene (not the thin stuff)

✓ Reinforced double-stitching throughout

✓ Heavy-duty zipper built to last

✓ Precision fit for 33oz glass bottles

"Other products have a cheap feel and inferior zipper—this one feels solid, durable, and premium." — Verified Customer

Fits Your Favorite Premium Brands

Purpose-built for 33.8oz (1-liter) glass spring water bottles:

• Mountain Valley Spring Water
• Acqua Panna
• San Pellegrino
• Gerolsteiner
• Topo Chico
• Similar 1-liter glass bottles

Use It Everywhere Your Bottle Goes

✓ Gym or yoga studio

✓ Car cupholder (fits standard holders)

✓ Office or co-working space

✓ Walks, errands, travel, flights

✓ Home counters and tables

Turns fragile glass into your durable daily hydration companion.

For People Who Choose Glass on Purpose

You already know plastic bottles leach chemicals.

You already know tap water isn't the same as spring water.

You already invest in glass because purity matters.

This sleeve is for people who refuse to compromise—on water quality OR convenience.

What You Get

✓ Premium neoprene bottle sleeve

✓ Integrated cushioned carry handle

✓ Perfect fit for all 33oz glass spring water bottles

✓ Keeps water cold for hours

✓ Completely stops condensation

✓ Protects from chips and light drops

Protect your bottle. Upgrade your hydration. Enjoy the purity of glass with everyday usability.